i can’t even cut a strip off with scissors wtf
*does a single situp* it’s the eye of the tiger
Favorite moments of Ellen hosting the 86th Annual Academy Awards
things girls dont like about boys
- "ew stop talking about tampons tmi"
- *draws penis on literally everything*
- "whoa chill out it’s just a joke"
- "yeah it’s 8 inches"
- "she looks like such a bitch"
- "lmao im such a lesbian"
- "if you like girls why dont you dress like one"
- "Yeah childbirth hurts but have you ever been kicked in the balls"
"period cramps cant be that bad”
"Jesus. Are you on your period?
ollivander’s challenge - final prompt
yeah, that’s me. ron weasley, harry potter’s stupid friend.
“he must have known i’d want to leave you.”
"no, he must have known you would always want to come back.”
guys benedict cumberbatch has the third most ‘social mentions’ from all the people in the oscars AND HE WASN’T EVEN NOMINATED FOR ANYTHING.
I’ve never been so proud.
ITS SO CUTE I HAVE TO REBLOG IT AGAINN
I WANNA BE THIS KIND OF PARENT
to everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon and haven’t started anything yet