Killian + tongue porn in “The Jolly Roger”
My mum just referred to Steve Rogers as Mr. America
*applause for perfect use of gif*
ah yes, captain mr. america
he looked old for 14
“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”
― Pablo Picasso
seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing
seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign
We don’t play
Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned
SEVEN YOUNG LADIES STAND BEFORE ME … BUT I ONLY HAVE SIX PHOTOS IN MY HANDS.
AND THESE PHOTOS … REPRESENT THE GIRLS … WHO ARE STILL IN THE RUNNING TOWARD BECOMING … AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL.
I’M KIDDING, OBVIOUSLY. NONE OF YOU ARE TALL ENOUGH FOR RUNWAY WORK, PLUS I DON’T HAVE HANDS. NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND GO PLAY IN THE YARD. I NEED TO TAKE A LITTLE NAP.